Sign at a store: “UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY.”
“Bad luck is bending over to pick up a four leaf clover and being infected by poison ivy.”
“Banks urge you to save as much as possible of what you earn then urge you to borrow as much as you can spend, so you can spend more than you make.”
“Baby Boomers are people who hire others to cut their grass so they can play golf for exercise.”
“Growl all day and you will be dog-tired at night.”
“There are really only three types of people:
Those who make things happen
Those who watch things happen
Those who say, “What happened?” (Ann Landers)
“Whoever gives good advice, builds with one hand. Whoever gives good advice and good example, builds with both hands, but whoever gives good advice and bad example builds with one hand and pulls down with the other.” (Francis Bacon)
